my ever so handy handphone.i'll miss you *sniff*

poof!grace is here to blog on regina's behalf!!okie.dearest royal sexiness queen regina lost her hp today!!(forces everyone to start sobbing)oh well :( here's her lament on her stolen hp.

*those in black fonts are regina.i'm attempting to make her blog more lively and bright with funkyy colours ;)


HOOHOO my hp was stolen.
Bye to all my terribly high game hiscores
Bye to my score of 3031 for snake
Bye to my dunno wat score for that stupid rocket game
Bye to all my last words with yuxi
Bye to all my lovely birthday wishes
Bye to all the smses that made me laugh
Bye to all the sweet stuff pple sent
Bye to the ever UGLY alvin s pic )))): stuck at the back of my hp
Bye to my long list of contacts

I know I ll nv get my hp back ))): sobxxxx
That person went to switch off MY hp the moment he laid his filthy hands on it.
HOHO shame on u for not being able to even afford such a lousy hp like mine
And can only resort to such underhand methods
Just to be in possession of an hp that is freaking abnormal and lousy and only cost a few miserable dollars.

FUCK you for taking my hp
hope u rot in hell

if YOU WHO TOOK MY HP (ywtmh) was sitting at table 35, and if u are female I bloody well hope that the next time u eat a crab u will get terrible food poisoning and u will have to take medical leave for so long that u will get sacked and soon be penniless such that u have to use my hp till the next century. If YWTMH is a MAN I hope u ll swallow a fish bone on the 4th sep and u will be damn sorry that u took stole my hp. STEALING IS A CRIME. Hope u become sterile and will never be able to have any children. If YWTMH is the fat woman who was also sitting at table 35 I hope no matter whatever atkins diet u will never ever be able to slim down and be as thin as me so there

if YWTMH is the man and woman sitting at table 34 I hope u get lung and liver cancer from smoking and drinking too much. rmb to contribute to the learning of science by donating yr blackened lungs to THE BODY WORLD EXHIBITION. At least yr poor lungs that have suffered tremendously under your merciless excessive smoking will receive a significant amount of recognition.

If YWTMH is the one of the people sitting at table 33 (which is highly impossible) I hope yr children get stunted growth and will forever remain at a height of 1.25m.

If none of u are YWTMH I take my words back. GOD BLESS YOU for not taking my hp. I hope u will become one of singapore s wealthiest families and u will win 4D and TOTO or whatever crap that is available out there.

To the person who stole my hp:
in addition to whatever curse I have given u, may my grandfather’s 1.8 m tall ghost haunt you every night for 13 weeks in a row. AND the sight of alvin s ugly face will cause u ultimate shock and distress.

STEALING IS A CRIME NEVER EVER STEAL

Err whatever im feeling damn pissed off now new hp no 9******* sms me yr numbers

*number not shown to prevent some perverts lurking around from harassing our dearest queen

let's all pray that regina's handphone would miraculously turn up somewhere :)

yesterday had been a fun and exciting day.the only anti climax was not being able to watch 13 going on 30.awww.tickets were all sold out so we had to settle with shopping instead.but it was still fun :) now all of us are broke after buying the matching clothes plus neos.here comes another week of rationing :( oh yarrr.regina kindly reminded all of us of some kampong curtains flying up to reveal a-----

HEAD HANGING IN MIDAIR AT THE WINDOW AT NIGHT

don't blame me if you get nightmares.just take it that its a doughnut with pink icing and choclate sprinkles waiting for u to sink ur teeth into :).have a good nite dear all